Teenage Dirtbag

Her name is Noel, I have a dream about her
She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour
"Oh how she rocks, in Keds and tube socks"
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

"'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me"

Man, I feel like mold, it's Prom Night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fate, my lip starts to shake
"How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?"

"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say, maybe."
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you

Oh, yeah dirtbag,
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'